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I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am so just go ahead and ask XD

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

(via dig-adaytripper)

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.

“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

(Source: , via 2eternity)

fantasticalbicycle:

Out of context this looks like it’s from some progressive gay show, but in reality she’s literally trying to stop him from killing two babies and trapping their souls in a haunted house

(Source: christinahendricks, via legalmexican)

How to have sex

  • Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
  • Girl: yeh sure
  • Girl: that's not my belly button
  • Boy: that's not my finger

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

(via legalmexican)